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The day after Thanksgiving when people who are dumber than shit wait in line for 3 hours at stores to save $5. These are the same fucking morons who think that all places except stores should close on this day, even though it is NOT a holiday.
It's Black Friday. Except for work, I'm not leaving the house. Can't stand idiots!
Por MsAgro9876 03 de julio de 2006
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The day bitches go crazy at Walmart for 3 dollar waffle makers.
*on Black Friday*
Walmart employee: *opens doors*
People in line: RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!ASDFGHJKLLLL!
Por MiaaaaHeartsStuff 11 de diciembre de 2011
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The day after Thanksgiving when millions of people stand in line at various retailers and act like retards.
I hate Black Friday. Should be called Wack Friday.
Por peecee1978 25 de noviembre de 2011
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The day after Thanksgiving and official start of the Christmas shopping season. When stores open anytime in between midnight and 5 AM and set everything on sale. To promote the sale, a mass amount of advertising is used, causing everyone to forget their is a month until Christmas so they go to hell and back to get all their holiday shopping out of the way one day not even in the month of the holiday.
I haven't slept in almost 50 hours because my mom shoved us all in the car immediately after Thanksgiving dinner and made us go to Black Friday sales all damn day.
Por Gaaraofthedamned 24 de noviembre de 2011
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Only in America do we trample and fight others for good sales, exactly one day after being thankful for what we already have.
Friend: Hey man, you going Black Friday shopping tonight ?
Friend: No..you wanna get trampled???
Por Poopypoopy 30 de noviembre de 2013
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The day after Thanksgiving where after we spent a day thanking for all we have and shit, immediately wake up early in the morning and line up outside stores and be greedy little bastards and try to buy everything that we can that's on sale. How ironic.
Guy 1 on Thanksgiving: I'm thankful for all I have. I don't need anything more.
Guy 2 on Thanksgiving: Amen to that brotha
-one day later-
Guy 1 and Guy 2 on Black Friday: MOVE BITCH COMING THROUGH THAT'S MINE GTFO
Por AKewlName 29 de noviembre de 2013
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a day kind of like the hunger games except with middle aged mothers fighting over stupid gifts they can buy online.
guy 1:how was black Friday
guy 2:It was awful,A stupid bitch threw a box of Twinkies at my head and some grandma ran me over with her shopping cart.
Por 1-800retards united 26 de noviembre de 2013
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