Guy 2: Shut the hell up, at least the friend zone has a way out. I'm in the brother zone. I'm totally fucked.
Guy 1: Damn, and I thought I had it bad.
Guy 2: You ain't kidding.
Guy 2: She told me she couldn't date me because I was like a brother to her.
Guy1: The brotherzone? Harsh dude. Did you tell her how you feel?
Girl: "Ha ha no, that would be too weird! You're like a brother to me!"
Guy: "Brother zone! See ya."