A place where you pay a lot of money to go to, told they're the "best years of your life", that there's great food, endless parties, and lines and lines of hot girls waiting to throw themselves at your feet. In reality, college is just an extension of high school: the food sucks just as bad as your HS cafeteria, you're not going to really be drinking unless you're 21, have a fake ID, or know people, and the girls all form inpenetrable cliques and you will be accused of being a "rapist" or a "loser" or "fag" if you try to do so much as chat up one of them. Only the "cool" people have fun in college, just like HS.
My Roommate: Yo man you goin' out tonight yo
Me: UH, NO I'M NOT 21 SO I GUESS I'm JUST GONNA SIT IN MY ROOM TONITE AND TWIDDLE MY THUMBS AND CRY TO MYSELF IN THE BATHROOM.
Por I hate college 09 de enero de 2005
another word for saying something or someone is innovative with scarce resources, for instance when someone is in college and has absolutely no money.
kevin: "i ran out of laundry detergent, so i've been using handsoap."
jane: "that's so college.."
Por Ramona Frank 03 de mayo de 2009
What you do when you realize there's nothing good on TV during the day.
I've seen this episode of Maury 3 times and can't even jerk off to this trashy slut anymore, maybe I'll enroll in college.
Por doin flips n shit 28 de julio de 2012
where you party, get drunk and get laid.
Matt: I went to college, and now I'm a man!
Por Disturbia Lady 009 22 de agosto de 2008
a place where you go to get drunk, have sex, learn, have more sex, drink beer, and get stoned.
I went to college with my girlfriend.
Por woohoozee 06 de febrero de 2010
(1) a sarcastic name for any sort of intellectual snob, college student, or know-it-all. (2) Can also be a sarcastic retort when someone says something stupid.
(1)
person A: "There were a plethora of colors available--"
Person B: "Wait, did you just say plethora?"
Person A (snobby): "Yeah... It IS a word you know..."
Person B (sarcastic voice): "Sure thing, college!"

or

(2)
Person 1: "Dude, I totally just figured out the 'Sixth Sense'! Bruce Willis was dead the whole time!"
Person 2 (sarcastic voice): "Wow... way to go college..."
Por Devushka21 07 de octubre de 2008
it can be described in 3 words
beer sex and class
When we go to college its gunna be some much fun. I come home drunk, smart, and not a virgin
Por Ryan Galles 04 de abril de 2005

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