A living organism commonly found on the lower part of the male body. It feeds off of your large intestine and grows very slowly over time. Doctors have a way of removing these, but it may be costly. The Dick is parasitic, but is only lethal if you touch it. It's body will rupture and you may feel a slight stimulation as it will begin to chew at your villi inside your entrails. A Dick has large pouches that grow beneath it that act as food storage, and grows with the Dick itself.
"I'd love to come to the party with you, but I just found out that I have a Dick. I'm going to go and see what the doctor can do about it."
#dick #penis #parasite #parasitic #evil #cock
Por TheHelpfulDoctor 07 de diciembre de 2012
Are on average about 6 inches. Now can we please move on as a culture?
"YO my dicks like 12 inches"

"Dude.... let us be real here..."
#dicks #12 #6 #inches #size #culture #black
Por Brackers21 30 de octubre de 2011
1.) In reality, a dick and testicles are very sensitive, and if people call you a dick, it means they admire those traits.
2.) Nickname for man who is admirably sensitive and kind, not unlike a dick. If you are called a dick by a woman or friend, you should take it as a huge compliment, as you are obviously a great friend and a sensitive guy. Women love men who have feelings and are gentle. To pick up any female, just tel them "I am a huge dick" and they will immediately be interested in you.
3.) Likewise, if you tell them you are a huge pussy, they will be equally impressed and think you are tough, as it is widely known that vaginas can definitely take a pounding.
Friend: God, Kenny. You're such a dick!
Kenny: Why, thank you! That was a really nice thing for you to say.

Kenny: I'm a huge dick.
Woman: Wow, I'm so impressed!
#dick #pussy #sensitive #tough #kind #jerk
Por mashmallow515 06 de agosto de 2011
1. a common name and a nickname for Richard

2. slang for men's reproductive part of the body

3. someone stupid and annoying
1. Dick Armey, Dick Cheney

2. other names are penis, weenie

3. He's a dickhead
#dick #penis #weenie #richard #stupid #annoying
Por bunnybabe101 24 de octubre de 2009
A Chicago word for the Police
Damn man the dicks be on to much bullshit

1) Pigs
2)Rolla'z
3) 5.0
4)Dick Boyz

#pigs #po-po's #rollas #dick boys #5.0
Por Sexy Ma 24 de febrero de 2006
(V) To have sex with
When you and your friend walk into a store and see a girl you want to have sex with you say

"I want to dick her."
or
"I'd dick her"
#dick #afc #emo #fuck #boink
Por Net6Floz 30 de septiembre de 2009
Dick's Drive In, commonly referred to as 'Dick's', is a burger joint that opened in the Wallingford District of Seattle in 1954. Dick's was made popular by its simple menu, fast service, and low prices. It became a small chain, which now has a total of five restaurants, all in the greater Seattle area. It remains the premier choice for burgers, shakes, and fries for anyone in or near Seattle.
Dick's is the place where the cool hang out,
the swass like to play, and the rich flaunt clout.

-Sir Mix a Lot
#dicks drive in #dicks #burger #drive in #dicks deluxe #dick's deluxe
Por A. Swanson 27 de enero de 2006
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