The man who can be a jackass at times but who talks like the donkey on the movie Shrek. He can make a woman smile and laugh. He is charming and witty. He is great looking and doesn't know it but those around him are engulfed in his beautiful brown eyes. He is "hung" like a horse...or better yet a donkey;) She is amazed by his bedroom skills. Her connection to this jackass makes her feel on top of the world. Although he can be harsh with his tongue he has a romantic side and when he looks her in the eyes she's taken to another world.
My Donkey is the best damned man jackass or not!
Por Shreklady 29 de marzo de 2013
The term for a not very intelligent criminal of the sexual offender persuasion.
This donkey actually tried to get kids in the van by offering them candy.
Por MI10 15 de septiembre de 2011
A Donkey is a slang word for someone from Guernsey in the British Channel Islands.
"Donkeys" is often shouted in good sport at local inter-insular (inter-island) sports matches against Jersey. People from Jersey are called Crapauds.
Por The one and only Guern 04 de febrero de 2010
an untrainable Retard
Hey Donkey just hang yourself get it over with
Por PG FireGOD 30 de diciembre de 2009
An Irish man or woman who just acts really fucking Irish.
That donkey mick bastard had sex with the dog again!
Por NickiG 05 de febrero de 2004
Any "surfer" who has entered the ocean displaying the worst surfing etiquette ever seen to man. Most donkeys are clueless, but some donkeys with big mouths usually get "cracked"! Most donkeys are born stiff and usually don't progress. A true donkey can't surf or be safe in the ocean, understand respect or ethics and most of all KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT ... when being clueless !!
Dude, I got burned by a donkey!
That donkey started barking at me ...
Did you know donkeys roam in packs bro ???
Por purevibes 31 de enero de 2011
A fictional creature. Usually grey and slow.
They don't actually don't exist!
I had a dream I was riding a donkey. It was pretty dull
Por amcoolasferk. 11 de enero de 2011

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