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The act of terminating a relationship preceded by defecating upon them.
The United State of America will pay a handsome sum for Justin Bieber to double dump Paige Conway of North Korea.
Por Oooperation pegasus 22 de marzo de 2014
taking a shit over someone else's shit
You: Hey Billy, did you take a dump and forget to flush.
Billy: Yeah.
You: Well no worries. I took a double dump and it clogged your toilet.
Billy: Cool...thanks man.
Por ctub 30 de enero de 2011
When your girlfriend breaks up with you while she is also taking a dump.
Stoner 1: "Man, she totally broke up with me while she was taking a dump."

Stoner 2: "Sounds like you fell victim to the classic Double Dump."
Por pauldoyleworld 23 de febrero de 2015
When two people squat with their backs against each other and simultaneously take a shit. This positional adds stability to the normal solitary squat one would do when taking a shit anywhere besides a toilet. This can be very effective when in hostile, or bear territory and need someone to watch your back.
Me: Man my stomach hurts
Josh: Mine does too!
Me: Time for a Double Dump! Bring your beer!
Por Barnaclebill 26 de septiembre de 2011
When there is two (2) cubicles in a bathroom, and both are occupied, in which both occupants are taking a dump.
Man, i just did this sweet work poo, there was some other guy in the other cubicle, so we just double dumped
Por JackPackageeeee 09 de septiembre de 2010
When you have skipped a shit one day, so that when you poo the following day, it is a double dump.
Furthermore, the first Portion stinks more as it has festered inside you for some time.
Hey Lachlan, I'm gonna be late back from lunch!
Why is that, Falvey?
Oh, I have to have a double dump.
You will be a while, make sure you spray!
Por NZAP 9041 19 de diciembre de 2010
when one takes a dump eats it and takes another dump that includes the previous dump infused with the secondary dump
i took a dump, ate it, had mickky d's and then took another dump, witch makes it a Double Dump
Por Double Dumper Joe 30 de julio de 2011

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