Top Definition
eon
a long period of time
I haven't seen you in eons.
Por Coweater 01 de junio de 2004
eon
*the longest amount of measurable time

*a kick ass song by 311
not an even field to be on
feels like standing still for eons and eons
Por jim 08 de marzo de 2005
Eon
A first world pompous preppy male or female. who follows the crowd, Speaks in text talk, is obsessed with Gucci and consumerism and has no real life experience other than spending daddy's money while being completely oblivious to any real world problem. All in All one of the main things wrong with the world today and a major reason that injustice, capitalism, racism starvation and war still exist in the modern world
Quotes include : (sounding shocked and disgusted) "OMG I like totally had to pay this company called eon for my electricity"

(confused) " Israel and Palestine" is that like a new brand it wont be as good as Gucci

(angry) " OMG I know who Tony Blair is he's the president duh"

(serious) " don't they speak Portuguese in Spain" ?

(Serious) " Omg Apple and Microsoft Don't care about money, they give all their money to starving orphans

(serious) " if Africa's like starving why don't they just move instead of asking for money all the time ffs"

moron first world preppy
Por The church of the seven 25 de mayo de 2013
eon
A rough measurement of time. Equivalent to about one week.
Problem running your robot with 2 week old software? Please, I fixed that like eons ago.
Por vectorized 25 de julio de 2016
EON
Exhale out nose

When you think somethings funny, but don't actually laugh out loud making LOL an inappropriate term.
Jeffrey:"The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking."

Annette: "EON"
Por ogchacotaco 16 de junio de 2016
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