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The act of dropping one's face / forehead into one's hand. Usually accompanied by a "thunk" or a cr a cry of "D'oh!"

Usually written between asteriks in online conversation, to demonstrate an action.

Similar to *headdesk*
Today I locked my keys in my car. Again. *facepalm*
Por Moondog 10 de febrero de 2004

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The only logical answer to a stupid question or statement.
Guy 1: dude, how do I get my Siege Tank into Siege-Mode?

Guy 2: *facepalm*
Por Seungsation 26 de abril de 2008

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What I do whenever I read Urban Dictionary.
"Hmmm, I think I'll browse the Urban Dictionary today"

*clicks the "New" button, clicks on random definitions, reads stupid kiddie bullshit*

"Oh, for fucks sake"
*facepalm*
Por radium 01 de abril de 2009

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to hit one's own forehead with your hand/palm, and drag it down one's face. Most often done in frustration or agitation.
Sometimes forcefully done to others for humour purposes.
As I tried to explain a complex math problem to a four year old, I felt a need to facepalm.
Por Bedtime Nightmare 10 de agosto de 2007

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The act of slapping your forehead with the palm of your head in exasperation.
Guy 1: Holy shit, I just realized that Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and the Alphabet song have the same tune!
Guy 2: *face palms*
Por kirbydude 15 de enero de 2007

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When someone is so stupid that it makes you speechless, and the only thing you can do is shake your head or facepalm.
Guy 1: I swear! I'm a demon! Really.
Guy 2: *facepalm*
Por Almighty891 04 de diciembre de 2008

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