to glump (v.) the act of rolling a person on roller skates back and forth to anally penetrate them. 2007, from "glide and bump"
forms:
to glump
glumped
glumping
glumper
"dude you shoulda seen the chick i glumped down at the roller-disco"
#blumpkin #sexual terms #anal #roller skates #penetration
Por bmanc900 04 de agosto de 2007
A term used for random shapeless objects in your fridge which you would rather not deifine....
Me: hahahah that glump was your dinner 3 days ago?
Her: yeah... dont remind me....
#shit #sick #food #random #dinner #cabbage
Por Malkavoru 24 de octubre de 2005
A. Related to "Gulp," Glump is the sound a large animal makes when swallowing any medium-large sized object. onomatopoeia
B. The sound you make when you aggressively swallow something. onomatopoeia
A. "Holy hell dude, that Elephant just glumped your couch!"

B. "She yelled at me for not giving her back her necklace, so I glumped it instead."
Por Coiked 13 de abril de 2004
to feel sluggish, depressed, or like a piece of crap.
I just felt like a stupid, old glump!
#glump #stupid #sluggish #ugly #fat
Por pich-u-mony 10 de junio de 2009
Taking a gynormous crap in one piece.
"Glump!" said the poo.

Will took a huge glump in Marc's house.
#glump cakes #glumpy dog #glumpsational #forrest glump #glump burger #mcglumps #glump king cole #glumpie's #glumpapples #glumpfuzz #fuzzy glumps #grandpa glumplekins #brown kid
Por Glumpfur 21 de enero de 2006
the default posture of a teenager.
he/she/it/ Glumps, he/she/it is a Glumper.
#the #default #posture #of #a
Por bread infection 07 de noviembre de 2005
means lieing so could many words but this wan does so fuk off
your mums got bigger baws than ur da's
that wee guy at 5 has mare pubes than a guy at 40
Por danny kent 14 de enero de 2004
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