Hory As Maori
"Hey lets get a tinny from hemi" blurted Weymouth boy 1, "ah fuck hemi hes a ham and sells shit weed" said another of the Weymouth boys.
Por old skoolar 26 de mayo de 2013
Hams (n), as in pork, is a term used to describe attractive women who are ripe for sexual advances. Hams is used as part of the 'International House of Pancakes terminology' where Waffles (breasts), Pancakes (buttocks) and Biscuits (camel toe) are used to describe the specific attributes of the Hams. Furthermore, a grouping of attractive women can be described as a Smoke-House (where hams are cured and smoked) or as an 'I-Hop' where hams, along with pancakes, waffles and biscuits are served and eaten.

A non-attractive girl will retain the moniker of "Hams" with an added prefix or suffix to explain the lack of attractiveness. Examples of this would include "Inbred Hams" or "Hams Fail".
James: Did you call your Hams?

Sean: Yup, I had to call her because I syrup'd her waffles last night and now she thinks we're engaged. I got her to back off though.

James: That's good. Hold on, here comes an I-Hop, I like the pancakes on that brown hams. I wish I could see her waffles.

Sean: I was not aware that you are interested in an interracial relationship, James.

James: I'm not.
Por lazyfatbum 03 de mayo de 2009
a group of some badass people who do trill things on the weekend
lil Johnny- Did you see ham last weekend?

marshaka- who?
Lil Johnny- you know, Erin, Alisha, Reilly, Sarah, Henry and Bekah?
Marshaka- oh shit yeah- they're cool AF!!
Por hamlord3000 04 de junio de 2015
An adjective to describe somebody who is full of themselves
Joyce, from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is such a ham because all she does is flip her hair around and poses like shes the best thing on earth.
Por salvo11 01 de abril de 2014
H.A.M = honeybadger ass motherfucker
"I went HAM on those CPC's!"
Por gerri2011 11 de diciembre de 2011
Ham is the best meat ever
My ham sandwich was great
Por Señor Steve 21 de octubre de 2011
Half Ass Motherfucker
Doing things half way
You have turned into a Fat Ham lately.
Por SJW666 07 de octubre de 2011
Acronym for Hot Ass Mess!
A: Look at that girl over there tripping all over herself...
J: WHOA. She's a ham!
Por conceppie 14 de agosto de 2011

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