Panther- Thats my boyfriend, Hani ;)
Hanis are best accompanied with chili cheese fries and copious amounts of cigarette smoke. In fact, most hani extremists will only eat a hani with these two crucial side dishes. Also, the hani is best enjoyed if eaten in the early hours of morning, after bar close, served by a waitress of Mediterranean - mainly meaning Greek, Albanian or Yugoslavian - descent.
The dish is indicative of Greek Detroit, and can only be enjoyed at one of the area's many National Coney Islands.
Put bluntly, a hani is the only meal a person should order upon entering a National's; to do otherwise would be a mistake and will often bring a look of disgust from other patrons and ridicule from those in your party.
2: Why I sure do, boy that kid is fat and loves dongs in his mouth!