Nickelodeon's horrific version of Disney's "Hannah Montana". The story revolves around an unfunny girl named Carly Shay who lives with her artistic yet irresponsible brother Spencer and is treated like a celebrity wherever she goes because of her famous yet awfully uninteresting webshow "iCarly". Everyone at school admires and envies Carly for her intelligence and "humor". Despite doing bad things from time to time Carly always gets away with it because she's so perfect. If I were to rename her, it would be "Mary-Sue".

At Carly's side are her two friends Sam Puckett and "Fredward" Freddie Benson. Sam is Carly's best friend and co-host of iCarly who has poor etiquette and awful anger issues. She also lives in a home with her deadbeat, mentally disturbed mother. Although Sam is a bad influence for children her character is probably the least bit of concern on this show. Next we have Freddie Benson, Carly's neighbor and tech-producer for iCarly. Like the VAST majority of the male characters who were on this show, Freddie loves Carly and wishes he could date her. Freddie has an overprotective mother who will stop at nothing to protect him from things he doesn't even need protection from.

Spencer Shay is Carly's brother and guardian. While he is a great artist, he is an awful guardian who gives in to Carly's desires. Carly is more of a guardian to him that he is to her. He's willing to take her wherever she wants to go (ex, Hollywood, Idaho) and lets her do whatever she wants. Carly can tell him what to do (stop fencing, do the dishes) but when he tries to enforce something Carly can refuse and get away with it.

In conclusion, iCarly is a shallow, sucky show for bratty tweeny boppers who rely on awful actors/actresses, singers, and TV shows to be their influence and idols.
Girl1: Did you see the episode of iCarly where Carly dates the "bad boy" then makes fun of him for having "pee wee babies" which causes him to break up with her?
Girl2: Yeah, totally. That totally wasn't shallow or anything. Come on! Pee wee babies? Carly can do waaaay better than that! She's an online sensation! Also she's funny, pretty, smart, and sassy lul. ;D
Girl1: Yarly. I hope I can be just like Carly someday. ;P
Por Nitsirk Yram 19 de agosto de 2009
Nickelodeon's Biggest Mistake In TV-Shows.
iCarly Is By Far The Worst Show They Have Created.
Drake & Josh Was Their Biggest Hit, Then SpongeBob Took Over, Now We Have iCarly? ... What Were They Smoking?
And At The End Of An iCarly Show.
In The Credits, A Young Boy Says "iCarly Rules!" ... That Boy Better Have Been Drugged ... Or We Have Bad News For His Parents ...
Por SweetVanilla 12 de junio de 2009
The sign of the Apocalypse cause I swore that there would never be a show worse than Hannah Montana.
If you really want to torture somebody, tie them to a chair and force them to watch ICarly.
Por Mr. Zimpy 29 de diciembre de 2009
THE DEATH OF NICKELODEON.....well, nickelodeon died sooo long ago. 90's nickelodeon was THE SHIT!!!

icarly is about some whinny overly dramatic bitch Carly, her tomboy acting, also overly dramatic friend Sam who constantly picks on Freddy, and their tech "geek" freddy who has a massive crush on Carly. Spencer is carly's quirky brother, whom is very artistic....and also stupid.....gibby is some fat kid who takes his shirt off....not kidding, and gibby has been turned into a joke for the entire show.

icarly has a horrible sense of humor, plays laugh tracks (electronic laughter) like every 5 seconds.....and tries really hard to be "cool." By their use of words like "chiz" "nub" "hobnocker" and it fails miserably at trying to be cool.........its horrible and will cause cancer.
Carly and Sam are stupid little whiny materialistic overly-dramatic cunts.

And freddy is nothing but a computer nerd with no godamn spine........or balls.......whichever.....
Person1: Hey! Do you watch icarly?

Person2: No.....

Person1: really? icarly is the chiz! I LOVE THAT SHOW!!

Person2: ..GTFO!!!

Person1: Youl never understand the awesomeness of icarly, cuz your a nub.

Person2: Grabs gun and shoots person1.
Por ISPEAKDEALWITHITCUNT 16 de septiembre de 2010
The fall of good television as we know it. The show has conflicts that are usually resolved by predictable outcomes. The humor is neithor satire nor comedy, it's a new blend of humor called nonsensism. The two bitches constantly stick their faces in front of the camera whick makes viewers flinch due to their faces being too fucking round and convex. Their jokes are as poor and just sad. And what's with the 20 year old hanging out with two ugly whores.
Dude 1: ( enters room )
dude 2: are you watching icarly?
Dude 1: no, I just watch it because… Carly is kinda cute.

Dude 2: you must be fucking gay if you think Carly is a girl. She needs to grow out of her size A-.0001 bra size. And don't you see that bulge on her crotch. Fucking crotch stuffer.

Dude 1: I'm changing the channel to seinfield.
Por Hempn 26 de febrero de 2010
A show created by Dan Schneider that was thought to be better than Drake and Josh. Instead, it became the most hated show on Nickelodeon in a matter of days. To this day, iCarly expresses Racism, Sexism, Defiance, and child labor. This show basically flushed Miranda Cosgrove's reputation down the drain. Now most of her fans are kids under 12.
Guy: This show sucks.
Friend: Alright let's see whats on Nick.
*iCarly comes on*
Guy: NOOOOOOO!!!!!! *smashes TV with bat*
Por xX Mclovin026 Xx 22 de junio de 2011
A show about three gay ass kids that do a dumbass webshow, that is not fucking funny at all. The main character, Carly, is a dumb brunette who looks like a cartoon that just got wacked in the face by a mallet and she tries to say funny shit even though she can't. Also, this bitch is a singer who sings worse than Hannah Montana(Big Shock). Then comes Sam. She is the tomboy of the trio and loves chilli and making fun of the loser, Freddy. She is the only one on the gay show that has a femine appearence. Then their's Freddy. The Technical Producer of icarly. He is a gay fag who makes out with computers. He has no life of his own so he hangs out with carly and hits on her all the time (I don't know how much they had to pay him to do that)....maybe 5 mill. And also, Carly has a brother, Spencer. He is the only semi-cool one on the show. The worst thing about the show is that it uses other company products and changes the name around.

Ex: Pear pod(i-pod)

Pear phone(i-phone)


If you watch this show and your a guy.......You must be pretty fruitty.
(Joe is calling Jim, 8:00 pm)
Joe: Hey man, I just scored us two chicks for the night, then were hitting a party, i'll be at your place to pick you up in 5 mintues.
Jim: Yeah, can we go in half an hour?
Joe: Why?
Jim: Well, im in the middle of watching an icarly episode and it's really good.
Joe: WOW...sorry man, i didn't know you were gay, i'll hook u up with a guy instead, ight.
Jim: Im NOT gay, I just love icarly
(Joe has his phone on speaker-phone and all of his freinds are hearing him).
Everyone in the car: Sure your not!
(Their all laughing at Jim)
Por speakin the truth 21 de abril de 2010
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