definition: this one is kinda tough. easiest way to define it, is it's kinda like the word dude. but you can only use it when you're talking to someone directly. you can say " i aint even tryin to hear that ike" or " whassup iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike" but you can't talk about someone indirectly, such as " look at that ike over there" or "that ike aint hard" also, it can't be pluralized.
history: "ike", short for issac, was an infamous drug lord that lived on the hill district in pittsburgh, pennsylvania. the hill is pretty much the hardest part of pittsburgh, run by the bloods((if u dont know what a blood is, kill yourself)) anyways, Ike was shot and killed one night in a gunfight with rivals, and was hailed as a hero to the bloods. since then the bloods have been calling each other by his name as a sign of respect.
"hey ike, lemme hold one of dem squares right quick"
"niggas aint got this pimp game ike"
2. A character in South Park. Brother of Kyle Broflovski, and is ironically, Canadian.
Canadian Guy: "Ike?!"
Kyle's Mom: "Kyle, we have to tell you something. Ike... he's Canadian."
Kyle: "WTF NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Right. Lord Ike, "hero" of the Crimean Liberation, leader of Greil Mercenaries, and father to Sothe's children..." -Excerpt from Micaiah's words.
2: The overpowered badass on SSBB who CRACKS everyone in practically one hit.
3: The guy you always see flirting and hitting on Zelda(s) in basic brawl matchs.
4: The manly version of Marth.
5: The character who when he gets the smash ball, ditches it and just uses A-forward instead.
6: The replacement for Ganondorf, who now has trouble moving because he's put on so much weight since Melee and can't find where he put that sword unless he does his fighter's stance.
7: Nearly the sole redeeming value for Super Smash Brothers Brawl.
Screw you Metaknight! Screw you!