1. A name that 2 out of five guys will have.
Fucking everybody you meet will be named Jacob.
2. A very boring and cliche name for a guy whose jock strap is a bit too tight.
Person 1: "Hey, man! What's you're name again?"

Person 2: "Name's Jacob, homie"

Person 1: "Figures..."
Por The Best Bear 30 de marzo de 2013
A crackhead who touches men in the genital area, who screams about Harry Potter while doing the dirty deed
"You know Jacob the crackhead who touches men?" "Yeah he giving that guy over there a blow job"
Por Tyrone678 19 de diciembre de 2013
Twat
Hey, you see that fat ol' jacob on that one chick
OH HELL NAH THAT SHIT NASTY
Por 1290579302918503 28 de junio de 2014
jacob is an undercover jerk. he acts like the sweetest most amazing guy EVER. but then you realize how big of a dick he is....
At First:
Brandi: "I'm just another wide-eyed girl who's desperately in love with you."
Jacob: "Aww your not just another girl you are something special in the world your BRANDI<3 your the best your my best i <3 you"
Brandi: ***feels like the luckiest girl in the world***

Afterwards:

Brandi: "Jacob, what's going on with us?"

Jacob: "I thought you were sweet at first. I told you I was just kidding about that other girl, and I was gonna ask you out today, but now your just a bitch."

Brandi: ***walks away crying***
Por brandi. 27 de septiembre de 2013
Typically a sexy ginger. Like of all the gingers, they are at the top.
Do you want some ginger? Yeah, I love me some Jacob.
Por TheOne&OnlyManders 22 de diciembre de 2012
A person who is known as 'Jacob' will seem kind at first, but actually turn into a dragon at night. They know much about geographic issues, modern history, literature and various aspects of drama. People named Jacob are attracted to Japanese girls Nodoka, typically have blonde hair and blue eyes, and also enjoy singing in their past time. He talks with a Japanese accent most of the time, whilst luring girls into his tutoring business to only change into his dragon formation to eat them. Beware.
Kim: Jacob offered me some tutoring yesterday, I didn't want to accept as there has been a mysterious pattern of girls going missing after his tutoring groups.
Bridget: Yes I have noticed that, my mumma warned me about those dangerous boys.
Por GEOGRAPHYFTW325 15 de octubre de 2012
(This applies to some Jacobs only) Rude, inconsiderate, a backstabber, and has the filthiest mind around. No really, he won't shut up. Ever. He constantly makes fun of you and doesn't like you for who you are. He and his brainwashed drone tend to walk around the school making gross, impolite, or unfunny jokes. If you see a Jacob, make sure he's one of the good ones before you talk to him. This kind I'm describing will usually think that everything he says is hilarious and that everyone loves him. He apparently doesn't know how to apologize, and believes that he's never wrong. Oh yeah, and the bad Jacob likes to spread rumors and start drama. Be careful around Jacobs, some can be really cool people but others...
"Hey did you see that new kid, Jacob?"
"Yeah but I think he's one of the Bad Jacobs."
"Why?"
"Let's see, he makes fun of everyone he meets, he won't quiet himself for one second, and can't stop making filthy jokes."
Por SpartaOver9000 28 de mayo de 2013

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