(This applies to some Jacobs only) Rude, inconsiderate, a backstabber, and has the filthiest mind around. No really, he won't shut up. Ever. He constantly makes fun of you and doesn't like you for who you are. He and his brainwashed drone tend to walk around the school making gross, impolite, or unfunny jokes. If you see a Jacob, make sure he's one of the good ones before you talk to him. This kind I'm describing will usually think that everything he says is hilarious and that everyone loves him. He apparently doesn't know how to apologize, and believes that he's never wrong. Oh yeah, and the bad Jacob likes to spread rumors and start drama. Be careful around Jacobs, some can be really cool people but others...
"Hey did you see that new kid, Jacob?"
"Yeah but I think he's one of the Bad Jacobs."
"Why?"
"Let's see, he makes fun of everyone he meets, he won't quiet himself for one second, and can't stop making filthy jokes."
Por SpartaOver9000 28 de mayo de 2013
Jacob is a bills fan. He likes the ALLAMOOG. He is short and sweet and likes it up his ass.
Jacob watched the bills game. And he look at the mysterious Allamoog
Por ALLAMOOG 28 de octubre de 2013
Jacob is a name associated with obesity with their body fat percentage ranging from 90%-100%. Although Jacob is a name associated with pure fatness, they are usually gaseous, secreting gaseous substances from their anus every 2-3 minutes, which if breathed in, would lead to blindness, deafness, muteness and reduced penis length. In their love life, munty ginger sluts are attracted to Jacobs, even though Jacobs do not really show their true affection back to their ginger compatriots, they would still masturbate daily to the thought of gingers worldwide. Jacob is also another name for a virgin with regular homosexual urges (every 30-35 secs)
Person 1: It fuckin' stinks, you farted didn't you Jacob?!!

Jacob: No!

Person 1: You did though, didn't you?

Jacob: Yeah
Por Mr. KJ 20 de noviembre de 2013
Very popular name, but can also mean stupid or idiotic.
That kid was such a Jacob. When he drew that picture of the submarinehe put wheels on it! SMH

After school got out and everyone screamed weekend, I realized I was a Jacob for finally finding out it was Friday.
Por $yd 29 de diciembre de 2011
A guy who is is really tall and blond, and also has ridicuously big feet. Size 14. He's really funny and goofy.. And he will be your friend for a while until he stops talking to you for no reason. He also likes to lie.
Girl 1: Was Jacob your friend?
Girl 2: yeah, but one day he stopped talking to me.
Por Lalala122345678910 03 de enero de 2012
long haired,skater dude who likez 2 play the guitar,smarty pantz kinda guy,laughz often,lovez scary moviez,doesnt get bored easily,wearz skinny jeanz bt not gay haha:),n likez to listen to tdwp <3 =D
jacob :)
Por musiclover26 05 de junio de 2011
seems nice on the outside but then you get to know him.

ignores you.
not a gentlemen.
not romantic or good looking in any way.
horrible and mean.
hes nice to strangers.
helpful. and okay looking.
short may be tall on rare ocassions.
may have six pack if he is jacob black.
Sally: why wont you answer your text

Jacob: sorry i was busy.....

ex 2
person: i need help carrying stuff
jacob: ill help
Por george logan 03 de enero de 2012

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