An adorable rape doll that you just can't resist.
Alex: Look at my kitten!!
Cody: What kitte- holy shiznet, that rape doll is cute!
*Steals it and rapes it*
Por xx0numb0xx 11 de agosto de 2010
* (Noun) A term used to offend a spammer.
Drake: "OMG! Join mah site! I r sooo kewl! JOIN JOIN JOIN!!! lolololloolloololololollol!!!!!11`2`!"

Gregg: "Dude, you're such a kitten! XD"
Por Quertzoid 28 de octubre de 2009
A nicely trimmed vagina. The area cannot be over grown with foliage, if it is then it is sometimes referred to as the lions den.
We went out to the strip club the other night and damn... there were some fine looking pieces in there. This one chick came up and put her kitten right on the bridge of my nose!
Por Christobon 18 de diciembre de 2007
any living thing. kitten can be used as an affectionate exclamation in recognition of any perception of a living thing.
a friend brings over their new puppy, immediately as they walk into the door, resident exclaims,

"kitten!"

while watching a movie, a bear appears, viewer exclaims,

"kitten!"

a dear friend enters the room, they are greeted,

"herro kitten!"

while walking down the street, a cochroach crawls by, observer exclames,

"kitten!"
(note: typically kitten refers to animals that are considered to be somewhat cute, however, in some cases, kitten can be used to refer to less cute animals as an attempt at humor.)
Por bilonious monk 23 de noviembre de 2007
Cute cat. In my opinion the best type of cat you can own. Best breed. Lives the longest, and has the cutest mew. More advantages to it than the common cat.

^'-'^ THATS A CAT LOLZERS
Person 1: HEY LOOK! I got a cat
Person 2: My kitten is better, cuter, and lasts longer.
Person 3: HEY HEY! It's my turn to use the cat.

^'-'^ THATS A CAT LOLZERS
Por jimjambo 12 de abril de 2007
When speaking of drugs kittens refers to Ketamine aka a cat tranqualizer that people "missuse" to get fucked up.
Man where them kittens at? (wheres the drugs)
Por Margo 06 de enero de 2004
Chick that is bad ass beyond human explanation, and can whoop ass like kimbo.

Kittens can be used to describe a scummy chick with a big forehead who thinks they are the shit and steals peoples clay!
Holy shit Garth just got his ass whooped by that kitten!

or....

Suck MY Dream KITTEN!
Por Seven Inches of Fury 19 de febrero de 2008

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