a lady who cleans the house and knows how to fuck.
My French maid is always there to make my dick happy when I arrive home.
Por Don Juan 08 de marzo de 2003
1. A girl or unmarried young woman. A maiden.

2. An abbreviation of maidservant or handmaiden: a female servant who cleans the house and waits on you.
1. The bride, a fair maid sixteen years of age, stood veiled beside a groom a decade older than her whom she had never met.

2. The lady of the manor ordered two maids to stop chatting and return to work.
Por Lorelili 16 de octubre de 2010
Massive Alcohol-Induced Dump.
Dude, I just had the world's biggest M.A.I.D. Crushed way too many PBRs last night.
Por superculona 27 de septiembre de 2009
The act of cunfusing one's self.
The math equation was confusing, Fred mai'd him self trying to do it.
Por qwertyismynamedontforgetit 18 de enero de 2011
The combination of getting Mono and AIDS in one sexual experience(session).
I have MAIDS, I hate the bitch that gave me MAIDS, she should die.
Por Evan Met 20 de abril de 2006
An std you get from having sex with a slut who's name begins with the letter M.

Symptoms include:
Sores all over your body that you can probably pass off as "poison ivy"
A green dick that matches your army uniform
"Dude, you got the MAIDS."

"It's poison ivy, I swear!"
Por vidrome 15 de noviembre de 2009
Mark's Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome. A special type of AIDS that Mark Bloyd has.
"Did you hang out with Mark this weekend?" "No because he is in the hospital with MAIDS... asshole."
Por Dr Wright 12 de marzo de 2009

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