Top Definition
a lady who cleans the house and knows how to fuck.
My French maid is always there to make my dick happy when I arrive home.
Por Don Juan 08 de marzo de 2003
1. A girl or unmarried young woman. A maiden.

2. An abbreviation of maidservant or handmaiden: a female servant who cleans the house and waits on you.
1. The bride, a fair maid sixteen years of age, stood veiled beside a groom a decade older than her whom she had never met.

2. The lady of the manor ordered two maids to stop chatting and return to work.
Por Lorelili 16 de octubre de 2010
Massive Alcohol-Induced Dump.
Dude, I just had the world's biggest M.A.I.D. Crushed way too many PBRs last night.
Por superculona 27 de septiembre de 2009
The combination of getting Mono and AIDS in one sexual experience(session).
I have MAIDS, I hate the bitch that gave me MAIDS, she should die.
Por Evan Met 20 de abril de 2006
An std you get from having sex with a slut who's name begins with the letter M.

Symptoms include:
Sores all over your body that you can probably pass off as "poison ivy"
A green dick that matches your army uniform
"Dude, you got the MAIDS."

"It's poison ivy, I swear!"
Por vidrome 15 de noviembre de 2009
Materialistic asshole in disguise
Amy: Jenny don't date him just because he has a nice car.

Jenny: He says he cares for me more than his car.
Amy: He is just another maid. You can't trust him.
Por Finest Freedom 13 de septiembre de 2016
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