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Mother I'd Like To Sleep With And Never Call Again
After Breakup:

1st guy:
"That's right, (your name), is back on the market. Mother's lock up your daughter's. Daughter's lock up your MILTSWANKA"S."

2nd guy:
"Miltswanka's?"

3rd guy:
"Oh wait i can get this. Mother I'd Like To Sleep With And Never Call Again"

1st guy:
"Correct. Circle gets a square"
Por holy_smoke_93 17 de noviembre de 2009

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