Top Definition
Word for some kind of shady activity.
"Those dogs have some serious monkey business going on." -Dude witnessing a nearby drug deal.
Por osmo2 18 de enero de 2004
It means all of the following: crazy shit, being shady, lies. You tend to use the term casually.
Girl: Can you let me borrow some cash? I'll pay you next week.

Dude: I don't think so, that sounds like monkey business.
Por Lucifer firefly 26 de febrero de 2012
word for any kind of shady activity, devilry, devilment, tomfoolery, dishonesty, trickery, chicanery, skullduggery, shenanigans, mischievous, devilish and deceitful behavior. It also means by all the following: being on any crazy stuff, down low, lies, being shady, disrespectful, playing someone, and secrecy.
Tamika's best friend, Brooke, is hooking up with her little brother, Trevon, because she think he's really cute and be thinking try to seduce him. Then, whenever later, she played him.

*(Brooke walk up to Trevon)

Brooke: I just want to let you know you are really cute. We'll be dating tomorrow.
Trevon: Thank you. Okay, cool.

Then, very next few weeks. She played him.

*Trevon (thinks and say to himself): It seems to me, this is all just monkey business.

Later, Tamika found out her best friend been playing her little brother and be on and doing some stupid stuff. Trevon already told his sister on her. They're no longer best friends.
Por HotCincy92 11 de abril de 2015
Monkey business can involve a psychopathic hunt or control of victim or victims that can endure for years where the victims endure a steady decline of resources altogether and of their own health, becoming depressed and suffering constant harassment and pressure from various threats.
This interpretation of the dubious version of the concept, I think, to one end or another, is associated with the brown remains of a smaller person, typically a kid. You know, this may happen when you're exposed to psychopaths. They take their victim to some place where they do their freak stuff, reducing this (young) person to this brown, i.e., bloody by stark blood, burnt skin, dirtied by feces, lifeless, insidiously treated object! This goes for nothing less than torture and has some value to dubious people for "energy reasons"/"stratagems"/"efficacies of kind", so and so!
I'm telling you right now, beware of these idiots!!! More serious than this, it can't get!
Tortured abducted kid is found dead. It's probably the victim of monkey business. - Police report
Por Mr Lea 15 de abril de 2011
1. comically functioning with little or no reason
That worker is all monkey business.
Por Neviar 28 de septiembre de 2003
Selling apes, gorillas, or chimpanzees for profit.
Mark made a killing with his new monkey business, they are going for $1000 bucks a pop!
Por Preesty 04 de mayo de 2007
Alright folks. Givin' somebody monkey business, is when you're having sex them with using an unpeeled bannana, and then proceed to poo in your hand and fling it at the person's face.
Dude your mom was being a whore last night after i suprised her with some monkey business.
Por Zack Connolly 09 de julio de 2005

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