take a dump
be right back, gotta pinch a loaf
Por a 27 de marzo de 2000
Using your sphincter muscle to "pinch" a loaf of shit that is hanging halfway out your ass and won't drop of its own accord. Pinching a loaf always results in extra-messy wiping.
"Hurry up and finish taking a shit, we're already late! Pinch the loaf if you must!"

"Thanks for suggesting that I pinch a loaf; it worked. Now I have to spend 5 minutes wiping, then we can leave."
Por bingobastard 28 de marzo de 2009
to defecate(see also take a dump)
If you will excuse me, I have to pinch a loaf.
Por Light Joker 11 de enero de 2005
take a shit
Por Anonymous 08 de mayo de 2003
A slang term (not very well known). Its a term describing what happens when you release matter from your bowels. Many use the term instead of a derogitory 4 letter word because it sounds less harsh. In the example below you will see how easy it can be used when you are speaking to loved ones.
I'll take out the trash after I pinch a loaf.
Por B. Steed 02 de enero de 2005
To expel solid waste from the anus. Refered to in the movie "Shawshank Redemption".
guard: I'm gonna go Pinch-A-Loaf, so this stuff better be cleaned up before the wardon gets back
Por Ryan Hershbeger 02 de junio de 2006
(Verb) To take a bowel movement.
Oh man, I gotta pinch a loaf wicked bad!
Por Peter 29 de mayo de 2006

Correo diario gratis.

Escribe tu dirección de email abajo para recibir nuestra Palabra Urbana del Día gratuita cada mañana

Los emails se envían desde daily@urbandictionary.com. Nunca te enviaremos spam.

×