Top Definition
dope, idiot, moron, wally, pillock, dunderhead, dimwit
You are such a plonker, Rodney.
Por Jackson Pillock 13 de enero de 2003
the term plonker started out as a reference to someone who was forever drunk on cheap wine (cheap wine is nicknamed plonk) this person was usualy a homeless person, or poor person.

today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.
bob - why didnt my food cook ?
john - you never turned on the oven, you plonker.
Por Emperor Bubba 01 de febrero de 2005
someone stupid.
someone who is scared of and gets attacked by squirrels is a plonker.
Por xJess. 25 de junio de 2010
Someone whose words are not worth reading.
See also plonk.
"Sheesh, what a plonker, I just forwarded all mail from him to the bit bucket.
Por Aliza250 25 de agosto de 2005
1. A person who "plonks" all the time

2. A very lazy person

3. A procrastinator
My boyfriend is such a plonker; he stays in bed all day on weekends.
Por Jack_Mier 19 de mayo de 2014
Nursery word for poos, after the 'plonk' they make when they hit the water.
Oh look, you forgot to flush the toilet and it's full of plonkers!
Por David from Kingsbury 18 de enero de 2006
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