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1.
n. A monster shit taken immediately before a stressful event.

v. To take a monster shit.

Origins: Said and performed by hockey players immediately before a game so that they do not shit themselves when checked on the ice.
"There's only one thing left to do before I ace this chemistry exam: take a pre-game dump."

"Waterloo lost and was killed because he didn't pre-game dump. If he had, history would have been changed for EVER!"
Por Alex Spence 22 de noviembre de 2004
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dump pre-game food nervous poop prep reduce shit stress
 
2.
The "nervous" poop often needed to be dropped by player(s) of a sports team before a large-scale sporting event. Afterwards, the player(s) lose their tenseness and play properly.
Dom and his dad always take pregame dumps together before baseball games.
Por lzcougars99 04 de diciembre de 2010
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3.
The Pre-Game Dump: Traditionally invented by athletes who would use this strategy to become more relaxed before an important game, the Pre-Game Dump is the shit you take before a big moment or event which requires high performance and low stress/tension for success.

The Pre-Game Dump is a relaxing experience which prepares you both mentally and physically for a stressful event. Although originally meant for athletic events, it can (and should be) used before any big event such as an interview, a speech, or an important exam.

Effects of the Pre-Game Dump include: Reduced stress, feeling of readiness, focus, and confidence.

One side advantage of the Pre-Game Dump is that it eliminates the chances that you will shit yourself in the specific stressful situation.
Daniel: "dude help me out. I'm freaking out about this last match."

Mr. Miyagi: "chill bro. Take that pre-game dump and whoop some ass"
Por 9513x2 19 de junio de 2011
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4.
To defecate prior to eating a large meal, thereby allowing you to eat more, and feel less sick after said meal.
"that steak is huge... i better take a pre-game dump before i dive in."
Por carpetallday 02 de marzo de 2009
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