Top Definition
that sudden bolt of fear and regret when you realize your fart was actually a wet shit, aka a shart.

the attackee often slides his/her hand into her shorts for confirmation.
"Last night you totally could have made out with that chick. Why'd you bail?"
"Dude, I was gonna float an air bisquit.... but I swear I felt some fluid in there. I had a shart attack and had to pull the ripcord before I fully shit my pants."
Por heavyduty 15 de octubre de 2006
A shart attack is what occurs when multiple sharts take place. You shart once, but figure that the chances of it happening again so soon are infinitesimal, so you fart again. And guess what, it's a shart. This, however, is only a double shart. A full blown shart attack is when the subject is stupid enough to do it more than twice in a row without repairing the situation (new underwear, shower, etc.).
He thought for sure that it couldn't happen three times in a row, but lo and behold, he was having a shart attack.
Por MS-2020 09 de abril de 2010
False alarm diarrhea when you're on the john, it waits until you trust a fart and then it skids your boxers. (Common causes: hangover food, greasy food, too much beer the night before)
Dude 1: Hey man that was a killer night at the bar! Wanna go play some golf in a bit?
Dude 2: Can't bro, I think I'm having a shart attack!

Dude 1: What?

Dude 2: Yeah man, I can't trust a fart! I've been on the john all morning and skidded three pair of boxers.
Por codimus123 01 de abril de 2010
when someone freaks out so much for some reason that they shart in their pants leaving it all soggy.
Dude when that bus almost hit me i had a major shartattack, i got to go home.
Por shartattack 24 de diciembre de 2006
a series of rapid sharts, usually in public, like at a party, work, or school.
"dude, i just ate seven chili-dogs. i feel like im going to have a shart-attack"
"im as serious as a shart-attack"
"that guy at the party last night, had a serious shart-attack. he had crap all over his pants"
shart fart shit poop party accident
Por Eloy Denis 13 de junio de 2011
When your sudden urge to pass gas in light colored pants is accompanied by a wet, warm stain in your seat.
John: Nate,man,the worse thing happened on the way to work today

Nate: Dude, bring it.

John: I suffered a debilitating shart attack and had to go home to change my pants- so I took the day off and went to the golf course.
Por Lexdeacon 14 de mayo de 2011
When you feel gaseous onboard a boat from eating too many shrimp cocktails, then blast a nasty one that knocks you overboard and gives you a heart attack.Your flailing about then attracts a shark which leads to you shitting your trousers. A fourfold terror to behold.
"Well this is not a boat accident! It wasn't any propeller! It wasn't any coral reef! And it wasn't Jack the Ripper! It was a shart attack!" - Matt the Hooper
Por FeloniousMonksGuy 09 de julio de 2010

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