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1.
a) an exclamatory phrase used to portray any and all emotions, or lack thereof.

b) the extremely overused but beloved saying created by Rico 'Optimus Prime' Restirino.

c) often followed by the phrase 'n shit.

d) The awkward literal meaning, which refers to feces, and genitalia. (usually after fucking a bitch in her ass)
Derek: Rico you just got ur head blown off in CoD 5.
Rico: yeah i suck
Nate: Shit on ur dick rico
Rico: yeahhh shit all over my dick 'n shit

xxxxxx

*just stubbed toe*
"Shit on my dick!!"

*just fucked a bitch in the ass*
"Shit on my dick! anal is DIRTY"
Por TheGorillaMist 04 de enero de 2009
 
2.
term used when something bad has just happened to you
"Shit on my dick! I just got dumped!"
Por i pun all nubbies 05 de junio de 2007
 
3.
N. - An interchangeable word with "Darn", "Rats!" or "Shoot!". Generally an expression used to convey aggravation or anger.
"Oh, SHITONMYDICK! I think I just lost my phone...."

"Oh my god, we just missed the last train! Shitonmydick."
Por Clynnroff 19 de octubre de 2009
 
4.
Prison slang referring to anal sex.
"Shit on my dick or blood on my blade." In the film "Cruising".
Por raydio 16 de febrero de 2006
 
5.
this is a phrase of astonishment, the statement is so ridiculous that it must mean bewilderment
Shit on my dick! look at that nice car!
Por leefvc 02 de abril de 2009
 
6.
An alternate name for the popular dice game of Yahtzee.

Used to substitute the game name and the combination of five of the same number when the dice are rolled.

Note: Yahtzee may also be alternately named "Bukkake."
"Hey guys, you wanna play a round of 'Shit On My Dick?'"

Player 1: *rolls five 3's*

Everyone (in unison): "SHIT ON MY DICK!!!!!"
Por Gatsby UNH 12 de mayo de 2011
 
7.
Phrase for showing dissappointment or anger toward a situation, simliar to "fuck me susan".
Max: Hurry up i gotta be at work in 5 minutes.
Dan: Fuck, im out of gas.
Max: Shit on my dick!
Por TrippinBallz 16 de julio de 2008