Note: Extra egg roll is a good idea to compliment Special's delicious steamed rice, combo lo-mein, egg roll, and fountain coke.
2. A shitty tattoo artist.
3. One who is so confused of his own religion that he celebrates Jewish and Christian holidays but takes offense to movies such as "Schindler's List" and "The Passion" (usually done for attention).
4. A frugal, spendthrift who buys things to make other people look bad and then brags about it b/c like people care. Also known as a one-upper.
You guys wanna see me giving my wife an Alabama Crab Dangler?
Check out these Oakley flip flops, they were only 5000 dollars at the Oakley store. I don't care though, my mom gives me money.