The forcible insertion of a tampon into a menstruating vagina usually by a second party.
My girlfriend was passed out on my bed and her flow was heavy so I had no choice but to tampoon her.
Por LazloLion 30 de mayo de 2010
Top Definition
the female version of a tool. a girl or woman who tries too hard. a poser.lacks the mental capacity to engage in an intelligent conversation. acts stupid on purpose and thinks it's "hott" or cuuute".
That tampoon thinks carson daly is hot
Por Maryd 23 de agosto de 2006
'tam-'pün tr.V. To prank somebody through the use of tampons soaked in red food dye in order to have the appearance of real used tampons and sticking them to cars, windows, houses, mailboxes, etc.

Similar to TPing
Tampooning Sandy's car last summer was quite a rush.
Por Chris H., Pip R. 17 de octubre de 2006
When a woman abuses her position of authority for personal satisfaction or gain.
I was up for the promotion but I was tampooned by my boss, Mary-Beth, and I didn't get the job.
Por Moby_Dix 18 de enero de 2015
Feminine protection for fat ass broads. It looks like a swamp cat-tail on steriods. Used specifically to "Tampoon" a fat bitch on her period.
That beast won't take a maxi-pad, she needs tampoons!
Por Uncle Kurtie 11 de noviembre de 2006
A tampon so full of blood it seems like a freakin' lagoon!
-Dude, I had to take my frekin tampoon out!

-I tried to do stuff with my girl, but man she had to take her tampoon out it was sick...
Por let.them.eat.cake. 13 de marzo de 2011
to insult somone with tampoon meaning they are a tomponed poon
johnyboy:fuck you sean your a fucking tampoon!

sean:whats that?
Por ass rammer 67777 02 de septiembre de 2008

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