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When you walk into a room to see what someone is doing. Then walk out without saying a word.
Wtf. that dude just todded me for the third time today.
Por darktrance 01 de marzo de 2013

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1) To sit down in such a way that your own penis actually slips into your own anal cavity. Accidentally, of course.

ie. "Dude, I was at White Castle last night and accidentally Todded myself." Note: White Castle had nothing to do with the Todding; it was purely coincidental.

2) That act of giving/receiving anal penetration, either to yourself or someone else. This version requires consent by both parties, ie. non-accidental.

ie. "Yo, last night my girlfriend let me 'Todd' her. Im gonna ask her to marry me today"

3) To have your ass handed to you, figuratively speaking.

ie. While playing poker you loose, bad: "Bro, you just got Todded."
1) ie. "Dude, I was at White Castle last night and accidentally Todded myself." Note: White Castle had nothing to do with the Todding, purely coincidental.

2) ie. "Yo, last night my girlfriend let me 'Todd' her. Im gonna ask her to marry me today"

3) ie. While playing poker you loose, bad: "Bro, you just got Todded."
Por HypotheticallySpeaking 02 de abril de 2014

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