A physical phenomenon caused by extremely cold weather in which the penis retracts into to abdominal cavity
I remember standing quarterdeck watch in Newport with the wind howling up Narragansett Bay, ass deep in snow...it made me go turtle.
Por harry flashman 15 de julio de 2003
a person who is unusually naive for their age, usually due to overprotective parents.
Dan is a turtle. He's 16 years old, and he doesn't know the bases yet!
Por Joe 11 de febrero de 2003
cool, awesome, neat-o
"Hey, I found a dollar!"
"Omg, that's so turtles!"
Por Triangle 11 de abril de 2007
1. A shelled reptile similar to a tortoise
2. To sodomise any person/thing of same or opposite gender

(past tense turtled)
Damn my ass kills, i passed out in an alley and got turtled by a tramp, i'm such a turtle victim
Por Luke 22 de mayo de 2006
turtle is when one person farts, and both of you go under the blankte and who ever can last the longest wins
C:Yo sarah, you wanna play turtle?

Sarah: Hell no man your gas is stanky.
Por Michelle Miltner 30 de abril de 2006
to decribe a small, flacid penis with large testicles. usually used when describing a person one dislikes, or just making fun of an unfortunate man.
He has a turtle. GROSS!!!

Aw man, I thought I got lucky, but he ended having a turtle!

I love turtles. They're so cute.
Por ste-fan-iii 03 de febrero de 2006
a baggy stuffed with chronic
u got them turtles
meaning if u have any baggies of marijuana 5/10/or 20"s
Por robert 19 de marzo de 2005

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