a) With sweat pants or jeans tucked into the boots Ugh Factor 10
b) With a skirt (why not wear cowboy boots with 80's style shorts?) Ugh Factor 10
c) One pant leg tucked in or either side partially tucked in. Ugh Factor 9 Stupidity factor 1,000,000
d) Under normal pants Ugh Factor 5
--The Ugh Scale--
1 - Fashionable, Stylish, Cool
10 - Possibly the worse thing you could do to society, you'd be better off dead.
idiot: these are uggs, they're so hot.
cool person: you should be shot, not only is it 2005 and they're a 2003 trend but they look stupid as shit you trendy slut
idiot: waaaaahhh, i'm not trendy, i'm origional.
cool person: drop dead
UGGly azz bootz; worst fashion statement ever
the typical UGG boot wearer is normally a thin white female with long blond hair and, in most cases, a fake tan. they typically wear anything with the Abercrombie & Fitch logo/name and a mini skirt...and uggs. many of these brainwashed homosapiens look EXACTLY the same, so finding them is very easy. they normally gather at the local mall or at a Target store.
Ugg boots are sometimes tucked into pants, normally jeans. in this case, they make the ugg boot wearer look like they have elf feet, or really big feet. Thus, making them look unattractive.
In addition, some young soccer moms have also been noted wearing these boots, resulting in their husbands cheating on them and/or filing for divorce.
horny guy #2: yeah man, go ahead!
horny guy #1: shit, nevermind...she's wearing UGGS. what a waste. i lost my erection now.
Baffled Kiwi retailer: Um, are you wearing REAL sneakers?
Chick 2. You're lucky. All I got were Fuggs for my birthday.
Me: You moronic douche. You're the reason for Americas decline in intelligence. You stupid conforming fuck, those boots don't even look good. Your IQ is comparable to that of a tomato and your personality is the equivalent to that of a People magazine. Go die.