A Rockefeller Foundation-funded "elitist" who advocates "fat taxes" (ex. CSPI), banning fat people from restaurants (ex. MeMe Roth), forcing fat people to pay more for airline tickets (ex. MeMe Roth), and genetically-modified food while they also smear organic food (ex. CSPI and the Center for Consumer Freedom).
Food Nazi: The citizens need to give up their liberties to protect them from the evil food companies!
Me: Genetically-modified foods and aspartame and MSG and trans fats are your Reichstag Fires, you Rockefeller-funded Food Nazis! You're just like the Rothschild-funded Nazis!
Food Nazi: Pay no attention to the deranged conspiracy theorist! We do not receive Rockefeller funding! We never advocated trans fats! Anybody who says so is a shill for the food companies!
Me: HELLO?! MARCH 1988 NUTRITION ACTION NEWSLETTER ARTICLE TITLED "THE TRUTH ABOUT TRANS: HYDROGENATED OILS AREN'T GUILTY AS CHARGED"?!
Food Nazi: Don't make us sic our SS stormtroopers, I mean the police, on you and tase you!
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