Shoving a chicken nugget, or two, or three into a friends open mouth in order to get them to stop talking and/or smiling. Works almost every time. Unless that person happens to have horribly appalling table manners and talk with their mouths full.
Two friends are eating chicken nuggets at Wendy's:
Guy 1: Man, I just don't know why I'm having all these feelings. I feel so conflicted and I just wish....
Guy 2: (shoves a nugget into Guy 1's mouth) Dude. Shut up. You're like a girl when you talk about feelings.
Guy 1: But I juss dun know abou i...
Guy 2: (shoves two more nuggets into his mouth) TRIPLE NUG SHOVE!
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